erospainter:

That men may not be God’s gift to the woman, confirmed these allegations …
Why cucumbers are better than men
1. Cucumbers stay hard for a week
2. I’ve never seen a cucumber under 8 inches
3. A cucumber does not mind if you find yourself another cucumber
4. You do not wash the cucumber for it to taste good
5. A cucumber leaves no cold, wet spots
6. A cucumber never expect to get it as it will
7. When the cucumber up your drawers, throw it
8. You can have more than a cucumber every night, without getting a guilt
9. You can take a cucumber in a public place
10. Cucumbers do not care how long it takes before you arrive.
11. A cucumber is always ready when you are
12. A cucumber never has a headache
13. A cucumber does not attempt to take revenge
14. You can cut off the tip, without having to worry about ending up in court
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